Looking back, I feel bad that we have so many funny things documented that Celia said, but hardly anything with Sabrina. And Sabrina has the comedic timing down.
How did the sausage in the bottle cross the street with no house and no tree?
They rode on an apple with no wheels!
How could the chip cross the road?
He could walk!
How did the chip cross the road?
He used a telescope because he has a face on his back!
How did the telescope cross the road without any carpets or surfboards?
The penguin tried the ice surfboard.
Celia's response: "That sounded like a different joke than the one you started working on." You see, Celia's jokes always try to make sense, so they end up not being very funny. Her example:
How did the asparagus get big?
It had the growing power and grew big, big, big, big.
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